When a man hears about one of his friends sleeping with a woman he is interested in and becomes extremely jealous of the sex his friend enjoyed.
Shawn: Did you hear Steve scored with Isis!?!
Rich: So what who cares!
Shawn: What's your problem?
Alain: He's pink with vagina envy...
Shawn: Ahhh...
Rich: So what who cares!
Shawn: What's your problem?
Alain: He's pink with vagina envy...
Shawn: Ahhh...
by ValmontSJU December 7, 2007
Get the vagina envymug. Dude 1: I hope you get a Squadron of Vaginas tonight.
Dude 2: Alright man, you have fun watching the rest of Star Wars.
Dude 2: Alright man, you have fun watching the rest of Star Wars.
by /b/lake June 24, 2010
Get the Squadron of Vaginasmug. 1. An active vagina that, should you enter, will haunt you for the rest of your life.
2. An inactive vagina that is said to have ghosts living in it.
2. An inactive vagina that is said to have ghosts living in it.
Sense 1: "Her haunted vagina will leave you begging for more."
"Her vagina is so haunted, you'll be scared for the rest of your life if you get with her."
Sense 2: "She doesn't have a haunted house, just a haunted vagina!" Overheard at work
"Her man left her, now she have a haunted vagina."
"How many men she have that left her with a haunted vagina?"
"Ghost cocks in the haunted vagina."
"Her vagina is so haunted, you'll be scared for the rest of your life if you get with her."
Sense 2: "She doesn't have a haunted house, just a haunted vagina!" Overheard at work
"Her man left her, now she have a haunted vagina."
"How many men she have that left her with a haunted vagina?"
"Ghost cocks in the haunted vagina."
by SF_SF1000 October 25, 2017
Get the haunted vaginamug. When a female has sexual intercourse and plays with her roomate in the shower but they never admit the lesbian feelings they have for each other when both of them are in the lounge.
K- god...why don't amy and claire ever admit their feelings for each other
E- I know wut u mean.
K- its so obvious to everyone in the lounge
E- Yea.. they are such stubborn vaginas.
K- stubborn vaginas need to be massaged with lube
E- Oh look its amy
A- hey im off to MERT
K- Cool see ya.
E- I know wut u mean.
K- its so obvious to everyone in the lounge
E- Yea.. they are such stubborn vaginas.
K- stubborn vaginas need to be massaged with lube
E- Oh look its amy
A- hey im off to MERT
K- Cool see ya.
by Suck Meoffnow November 13, 2006
Get the stubborn vaginamug. When you're fucking some pregnant bitch and her water breaks all over your cock and the baby starts to push your dick out of her pussy while you're still going at it.
by J arr September 25, 2008
Get the Vagina Glopmug. When you stick a straw up a butt, penis, or vagina and suck as hard as possible!!! Just drink that right up! Who knows what might come out! You can do it to a partner or even yourself:O Even try experimenting and try sucking two straws in different people at the same time! Two differnt tastes! Yum yum! Tip: It normally tastes the best during a girl's period.
Guy: Vagina juicer or blow job tonight, babe?
Girl: I'll get the bendy straws! Does that answer your question?
Girl: I'll get the bendy straws! Does that answer your question?
by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011
Get the Vagina Juicermug. The love to grind on a mans chest with a hard vagina because its the only way to get her off. She is scared to put anything on or near her vagina. These people are also quiet in bed, pretty much lifeless.
by RJ324 August 16, 2011
Get the Rock Vaginamug.