Trump's fetish of sticking his dirty hands into the asshole of a mule. In order to get the shit nice and warm to moisturize his very orange skin with his eagle nest hair soaked in the piss of all his enemies and the mule. After this event the mule proceeds in kicking his tiny microscopic balls into next century, giving him a full half centimeter erection.
Yo that mother fucking trump just recorded his fetish known as Jackass Trump. That shit gave me mother fucking tumor on my dick my heart and brain. Gave the video -2000 out of 10. Wouldn't vote again.
by Trump's doctor January 20, 2017
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by OPCatloverTCG August 14, 2021
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by BrolikewtfitsJassy June 10, 2021
Get the Trump is a bitch mug.A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*
Person 1: "Check out my tan!"
Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"
Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"
Person 1: "Check out my tan!"
Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"
Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"
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