waffling

A technique of switching opinions on a subject in order to be better received by different audiences. Sometimes, however, people mistake a thoughtful reconsideration for waffling, an error that can lead to such detrimental effects as the re-election of W.
Yesterday Bobby said he liked J.Lo's ass but today he waffled and said it's an ugly bubble-butt.
by Fae August 28, 2004
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Carrying dangerous contraband such as guns, knives, or shanks.
Tyler: Are you waffling?
Danny: Uuh, yeah?
Tyler: SECURITY!
by iD R O ii Dz April 15, 2010
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Waffling is speaking in a vague and trivial manner for no reason at all.
Definition of waffling:

“It’s like taking the third derivative of the ionic bonds when the algorithmic mass is about to have a chemically forced reaction with the apple to the fourth power”
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To waffle: to leave an impression on the face or body such as a waffel iron makes on a pancake.
He slammed into the chain link fence so hard it left a waffel on him.

When she awoke from her nap she had a waffle mark from the mat on her face.

She sat on his face till it waffeled her butt.
by Yonder August 24, 2004
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When someone is chatting shit that no one cares about.
Guy 1: There’s like a 20% chance turtles will be alive in 2020.
Guy 2: Dude, stop waffling.
by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019
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When you try and act so smart but no one can understand what you're saying. Or when you have no answer but try to explain it, or (last one) when you're lying.
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Lounging and talking and not really doing work. to waffle is to avoid doing hard things
you could ask your teacher, “can we just waffle today?”

stop waffling and do your homework”
by idrk123 October 12, 2023
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