Two Hit Tallahassee

A two hit tallahassee is a manoeuvre used when a participant in a sesh is unable to fully hit the bong. The user light the bowl and inhale a normally but is unable to pull the ash through into the water. The user exhales the smoke and immediately proceeds to hit the bowl again until there is no ash remaining

Buddy: I've never smoked before

Me: no worries, just smoke a two hit tallahassee

by chillingallday1 June 08, 2019

Two Fat Yams

having a very attractive rear end.

Damn dawg did you see the two fat yams on that shorty

by young pimp December 18, 2007

Toby two Tokes

midnight toker....only does the best so two will do ,Space Cowboy the Devil himself
Revolution is his name !!
Traveler in Time...

azazel : yo thats the best where did that come from ..?
god of thunder :those seeds were planted by Toby Two Tokes
azazel well that explains everything

by louis cyphers September 09, 2011

twenty-two and a half

an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!

"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."

by Wind talker of the aborigines April 02, 2005

two boobs worth

When a busty glamour model puts in her "two cents worth", or petitions for a worthy cause.

Pamela Andreson put in her two boobs worth for PETA.

by HazelT June 20, 2007

two-man hang

When two guys hang out, usually doing nothing of importance. It's often just two guys being bored. It is not considered a sausagefest or gay. Most of the time during a two-man hang is spent waiting for a third person to break the two-man hang.

Since dudes generally hate two-man hangs, it is often considered a prerequisite for the dude to hang out.

Girls don't have an eqivalent.

over the phone.
Jack: Hey, I'm bored, wanna hang?
John: With who else?
Jack: No one yet.
John: Errr.. I don't want a two-man hang...
Jack: Ok.. I'll see if I could get Jeff.

by pandapanda June 16, 2007

two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 15, 2009