The Russian Gunner

Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner

Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"

by ThePandaKing November 1, 2011

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russian mosh pit

A russian mosh pit is when a large group of soldiers are forced to have gay sex in a pit as a disciplinary action.

> Vladimir, for stealing the commander's vodka, you have been sentenced to a russian mosh pit!

> ебать!

by tiananmen square survivor January 21, 2024

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russianitis

Russianitis is a disease that turns you russian. That's it.

"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis

by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 October 31, 2020

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Russian Climb

Any ridiculously high, often illegal climb up a tower, building or other structure, most commonly achieved by crazy Russians.

Did you see that video of the two kids who climbed to the top of the crane at the tip of the Shanghai Tower? It was the craziest Russian Climb I'v ever seen.

by Quazzy Hart May 16, 2014

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A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches

Hey man, what you got there?

It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab

by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025

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