moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023

Moon gooning

A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night

Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?

Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?

Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.

by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023

Blue Mooning

The act of showing your full moon (butt) the second time in a month.

You: Did you see the blue moon.
Me: Yeah, and I was blue mooning my friend.

by gregben October 8, 2023

moon milk

nut

his moon milk tasted so sweet

by trippie.brynn April 5, 2021

Maris Moon

A once a year supermoon event when DJs don white ribbed tank tops and transform into werewolves at midnight.

The club prepared for the Apocalpyse as the peak hour music pumped, the Maris Moon rose over the horizon and the dance floor cleared.

by Garth Laser February 4, 2024

to the moon

1. (dated) Somewhere far away.
2 (crypto/stocks) A stock which is rapidly increasing in value.

1. Where did Juan go? To the moon.
2 Dude! Nokia stock just went too the moon!

by RideThatCymbal November 11, 2021

The moon

Just because it’s cheese, doesn’t mean you should eat it. It expired a long time ago.

Cause of death: ate the moon after expiration date.

by coveted seed September 14, 2022