Gamer

A type of person that has learned to love more than one series of games.

Guy 1: "i'm a huge gamer!"

Guy 2: "You're not a gamer, You only play one game."

Guy 1: "Fuck You"

by AltAccount September 7, 2022

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Gamers

Creatures that scream a lot and haven’t touched grass in 10 years. They're mostly found in dark rooms staring at a bright, glowing box. It is rare to spot one in an area other than it’s natural habitat, but you can recognize one by their hunched, shrimp-like back. Gamers are mostly harmless creatures, but can be very loud in hostile situations. If you come in counter with one you should follow the “if I don’t mess with it, it won’t mess with me” rule. They will however try their very best not to come in contact with you. They are somehow, not endangered species despite their failures to find a mate. When males come in contact with a female of their species they often are surprised to find one. So surprised that they can’t comprehend it and end up running away. Gamers are also the loudest organisms to ever exist. Your ears may or not bleed if they here the screams.

Person 1: You’re a gamer
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: go touch grass.
Person 3: hey! Gamers are cool people!

by ej_likes_cats May 4, 2022

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fortnite gamer

A person who is addicted to the fortnite like they are crack. They do not know what grass or a girl is. You can often catch them wearing a fortnite backpack. There habitats are in there darkened bedrooms "cranking 90s."

Yo dude do you know Kyle HES SUCH A FORTNITE GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!

by Alotto Dix October 17, 2022

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