Brown Bucket

When you take a massive shit in a bucket.

Guy1: Man, I just had to pull a Brown Bucket..
Guy2: Ew man! That was my good bucket!

by SwagStarr May 12, 2014

Rusty Bucket

A boring online poster who is also a total wanker.

Wow what a rusty bucket!

by rex12 September 8, 2021

Bucket Max

When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great

way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.

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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...

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by Playtard July 15, 2019

Tuck it in your Bucket

A slang term pertaining to sex, usually referring to anal

Dam girl, you look fine in those yoga pants. Can I tuck it in your Bucket?!

by F*g June 21, 2022

Scum Bucket

A despicable or objectionable person; An insult used by Batman in the Animated Series

From the Batman the Animated Series episode ‘Robin’s Reckoning’: ‘All right, scum bucket, it's you, me, and thirty stories. You're gonna tell me exactly what I want to know.’

by SiL3Nt J September 15, 2023

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

Bucket Ass

When someones big ass sags so much you can lift it up put a bucket underneath and it would nearly fill the bucket

A bucket ass is defined as follows “That ass sags so much I could lift it up and drop it in a bucket”

by Bradesus December 30, 2024