slapping the hog

Masturbation. Beating your meat

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!

by Skates January 22, 2014

slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc October 08, 2015

seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.

Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps

by The artiste May 27, 2014

Sausage Slapping

Two gay men engaging in sexual relations.

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.

by 0wnfac3 March 03, 2011

Kaitlyn Slap

A slap anyone named Kaitlyn will think hurts but ends up being loud and funny to watch

Aw man I just got Kaitlyn slapped, it didn’t hurt though

by ThatOneKidSkyler October 18, 2018

Patty Slap

To slap or be slapped with a patty like substance.

Go patty slap Jake with you hamburger!

by OpenBriefcase October 11, 2008

doad slap

talking ones penis and slapping it on someones forehead

shut yo mouth bitch before i doad slap you

by davebeanhead June 05, 2007