Lego Ring

The lead single to Faye Webster's new album idfkoc abt the name cuz holky gyatt this song SUCKS

I want a lego ring... i want it hurt my finger~

by GmodMagician March 9, 2024

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Hobbit Ring

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.

"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"

by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018

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A belief that success in sports can only be measured by championships (members of championship teams are typically awarded rings, which is where the term comes from).

In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.

Fan 1: "I can't believe my team just lost the Super Bowl. I'm not wearing any of my Super Bowl gear ever again. This year was horrible!"
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."

by Original Orangutans March 28, 2023

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Septum Ring Theory

The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.

"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."

by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025

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Newton rings

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).

Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.

We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.

You... me..... newtons?

I just SMASHED her newton rings.

I'd love to be in her newton rings.

I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.

by SHAMID! December 7, 2010

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