Bucket

1. An object used to carry any type of liquid, water or acid. Is usually in a type of flat bottom cone shape.
2. A perverted object that is used in shipping on Alternia

Guy 1: "Hey bro I got a bucket!"
Guy 2: "Thats weird...cool!"
Homestuck: "P3RV3RT!"

by A H0mestuck May 9, 2018

Turf bucket

A car usually a junker that gets used by everyone in the hood.

Let's just take the turf bucket real quick.

by Ravenscaw August 28, 2017

Bucket life

Descriptive of the lifestyle lead by a bucket. More specifically, a bucket is typically an unemployed vagrant who loiters and bums smokes as they partake in gossip while contributing nothing to, and annoying productive members of society.

Referring to a bucket, as a bucket does nothing but stagnate.

"Want to cut through the back of McDonald's to get to the market? Nah man, that's where all the bucket ass bums chill"

"Wanna smoke these butts I found and argue about rap artists? Fuck that bucket life bro!"

by H2Rx October 30, 2019

bucket shop

A bucket shop is a company that sells a coat of arms usually with the inaccurate name of "family crest" associated with the customer's surname nonetheless if the customer in question can claim a link to the original armiger. You can often tell if a coat of arms is from a bucket shop by looking if it has the customer's surname in the motto scroll instead of a real motto.

Tim Johnson unknowingly bought a bucket shop coat of arms associated with his surname Johnson off a family crest website.

by the real Ioseb August 24, 2022

bucket drums

Where talent that's impressive for five year-olds to have goes to die an annoyingly loud death.

*clang clang bocka bang bang bang!* I'm the rhythm of the city with my bucket drums! I'm the- hey, where are you all going?"

by JesseJB November 22, 2010

Gay Red Bucket

A Gay Red Bucket is a man that is sexually attracted to little boys

Yo did you know Petar is a Gay Red Bucket .

by peopleteethcats January 30, 2019

Bucket Punch

The act of punching someone on the top of their head, as if youre coming down in the flat part of a bucket.

I meant to punch my friend jake, but was punching blind and ended up hitting my roomie with a mean bucket punch.

by r.j.l.2.5. October 12, 2017