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Trump Hysteria

New mental illness: "TRUMP HYSTERIA": the fear of what's going to happen to this country when the carpet gets pulled out from under the sick, weak, disabled, old, the poor, minority hatred running rampant.
I've got such bad Trump Hysteria that I'm in fear for the fate of my country.
by Angel E Love March 10, 2017
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Jackass Trump

Trump's fetish of sticking his dirty hands into the asshole of a mule. In order to get the shit nice and warm to moisturize his very orange skin with his eagle nest hair soaked in the piss of all his enemies and the mule. After this event the mule proceeds in kicking his tiny microscopic balls into next century, giving him a full half centimeter erection.
Yo that mother fucking trump just recorded his fetish known as Jackass Trump. That shit gave me mother fucking tumor on my dick my heart and brain. Gave the video -2000 out of 10. Wouldn't vote again.
by Trump's doctor January 20, 2017
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trump tired

You are so tired of the social media posts about Trump and seeing him on TV that you feel emotionally exhausted
Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.
by Dr. Brizzy February 2, 2017
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trump overload

When you experience a large influx of media containing Trump which exceeds critical threshold causing grate discomfort
I had a trump overload just turning on my TV, trump was the main topic on every news channel
by beaner master98 February 6, 2017
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Teanna trump

Always throwing her ass on Dominic she’s obsessed with Dominic and Dominic’s dick and always trying to feel on Dominic’s dick making him cum and jerk dominic off and have sex with dominic and let Dominic facefuck her it kinda doesn’t make sense because she could have any guy on her knees begging she is the sexiest and one of the funnest with a great personality and a down to earth sense of humor she’s just all around cool with the perfect body she knows how to party she one of the Hottest women ever super savage the savagest and smart Dominic really likes her

Teanna is the ultimate
Wow that Teanna trump girl is really great

Yeah I think Dominic wants to impregnate her

Out of all the girls why her
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Teanna trump

Dominic is irresistible to her she is the freak of every week the hottie of hotties the sexiest of sexiests perfect body sexy body best head ever best sex ever she cool as fuck
Teanna trump is to fucking sexy

Damn I wish I was the tiny little hairs on her ass cheeks
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Trump bumping

1. An incestuous act with patriotic overtones.

2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.
- Greg was trump bumping his cousin the whole time they were up there "storming the capital" on January 6th, 2022.

- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)
by Flabbertyflibbit March 1, 2023
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