The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

by therumpler October 21, 2010

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Kaitlyn Slap

A slap anyone named Kaitlyn will think hurts but ends up being loud and funny to watch

Aw man I just got Kaitlyn slapped, it didn’t hurt though

by ThatOneKidSkyler October 18, 2018

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tuc slap

getting hit in the face by a cow poo

when your riding a motorcycle and overtake a cattle truck and a cow does a turd which exits the trailer and hits you in the face, you have been tuc slapped

by half-sleeve September 29, 2011

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Slapping Tuna

When a woman wafts her putrid vaginal fumes around a room full of people. If your cat comes to you expecting tuna you know you're ready.

"We were at the movies and some girl started slapping tuna. That pussy stank was so strong that upon leaving I noticed a few stray cats had come in."

by Okaru Audo April 30, 2015

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Sausage Slapping

Two gay men engaging in sexual relations.

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.

by 0wnfac3 March 18, 2011

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When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.

Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"

by Porcupine balls August 27, 2010

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