steak slap

When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.

Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"

by Porcupine balls August 27, 2010

bruno slap

When you slap your hoe in the face with your foot long megalodon dick, perfectly timed with the Bruno Mars song “Treasure”.

Bro I Bruno slapped that bitch in the face so hard she got a black eye!

by Bush Lord 69 420 June 26, 2019

Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017

Cripple Slap

when someone who is crippled, gives you a nice solid slap.

Dude! You just cripple slapped me!

by cosisondogs April 10, 2010

sick slap

If you have a cold and someone is being annoying cough or sneeze in your hand and precede to smack the annoyance across their face.

you: shut up!

them: no (continuing to be annoying)

you: Sick Slap! (sneeze in hand and slap across their face)

by zawayou May 2, 2011

Patty Slap

To slap or be slapped with a patty like substance.

Go patty slap Jake with you hamburger!

by OpenBriefcase January 21, 2009

This Bouta Slap

When you are about to eat food and it looks good as fuck

Broden:This bouta slap man
Riley:i know man
Aiden:jesus fuck this is good

by The BigNig October 9, 2019