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Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
by Sir Vix October 6, 2012
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Peter John Salad

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.
"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."
by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023
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Souper salad

A chain of restaurants based in texas with locations throughout the southwest ern united States. The restaurants feature all you can eat soup and salad buffet as well as homemade bread.
Meet me y the souper salad just off "17"near sky harbor airport and we'll have lunch there.
by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
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Boobie Salad

Boobie (\ˈbü-bē\) (noun)

Salad (\ˈsaləd\) (Noun)

An arrangement, similar to a salad, of boobies in a small ceramic dish and placed on a large pedestal for all to view.
"I love you even more then Boobie Salads!"
by Ndisario95 March 15, 2015
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Caribbean Cuck salad

A male that watches his home get his salad tossed by a cross dressing lady boy
Yo dave I'm gonna go do a quick Caribbean cuck salad real quick, hold my beer
by Sir not even a chicken duck November 13, 2021
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tossed feta salad

When you're eating out a girls asshole (AKA tossing her salad) and you shove your nose right up her anus and use it as a personal tissue.. tossed FETA salad. You're welcome.
oral butthole tossed feta salad tossed feta salad
by Fartel Cluggins May 13, 2014
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Hotdog Salad

Some nasty shit that’s made with all the remenants of a terrible hot dog meal. All the fixings including the cheapest links possible are placed in a blender with water until a thick paste is formed. Someone may choose to eat the paste in exchange for immunity from ridicule for the rest of the calendar year.
Man, they really are giving Patrick shit. He should have eaten the Hotdog Salad.
by Hotdog Salad November 28, 2017
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