boom roasted

something you say when you have just completely annihilated a person's self-confidence. this can also be a comedian after you say something cringy but better after you just incinerate their happiness.

"yo dude my dad died when I was born"
"dude so would I if I had you as a son BOOM ROASTED"

"bro why-"

by RyanReynolds'sbitch May 15, 2022

self roast

An act of roasting yourself in a discord server

(me self roasting here)
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL

by Nothingwastaken May 26, 2022

spit roast cobb salad toss

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.

Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show

by RobJeremy June 6, 2022

Red Rooster

The best Australian fast food chain that is a great place to work. Best place to eat. Best rippa rolls. Whole roast chicken. BBQ Boxes full of BBQ Bacon, Cheese and Hash Brown and Tender Chicken burger, tasty mash potato, a large piece of fried chicken wings and stuffed chips! Try the whole big feast or rooster feed! The whole roast chicken is there! I ate the whole chicken because I am a pig. I always eat the BBQ Bacon Box so I am also a cannibal. A cannibal pig. I eat bacon and chicken. I also eat while chugging Mtn Dew and pigging the hell out of Doritos. RED ROOSTER IS THE BEST PLACE TO EAT EVER! THE BEST PLACE EVER! Best to eat, worst to work. A worser way of working in Red Rooster is doing community service for Red Rooster.

I am a cannibal pig. I am not a carnivore at least. I eat cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. I hogged the whole roast chicken. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Red Rooster rulesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022

Manila-ROAST

When you're a minority male in NYC and your privilege Long Island ex-wife started making 6 figures 1st year starting (as a nurse) without graduating from college from Honors; so basically that minority ex-husband hustles really hard, gets a fortune 100 company job without connections, coincidentally he now works in a office being the only minority male, also coincidentally meets someone from South East Asia (Thanks to facebook), makes friends with the East Asians, then goes to Manila, meets up with a Manila Nurse that nurses him back up like "Nurse Joy" from Pokemon, have lots of fun with the Manila people (Asians), then you come back to NY to give your privilege ex-wife nurse the Ultimate Manila-ROAST because you don't need to listen to manipulative cold hearted mind-control games and her 6 figure tricks (Local Government capitalism favoritism) anymore, because her privilege-Long-island-capitalist-fantasies got the best out of her (and New York).

New York 6 Figure privilege -"Once you go black you can't go back." 💵 🍭👩🏻 ⚕️🍭💵

Street Smart Minority male hustle-"Once you hit that Asian, you can't resist that persuasion. 🇵🇭 🔥 👩🏻 ⚕️ 🔥 🇨🇳 "

🌏 🌎 🌍 - "Life is not fair"- Manila-ROAST

by Manila5 June 24, 2022

Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.

Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.

by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022