ring stinger

When you sit down to take a poo and your ring of your ass stings from the poo coming out of you.

I just took a poo and it was a ring stinger.

by Javqu July 31, 2019

The Ring of Mordor

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.

• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."

by anonymous January 24, 2025

knows ring

Bitch who thinks she knows it all because of all the bugs she got gathering on her ma f* cking nose ring.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.

"Officer Trevor, we need your report on The Aboveground SlaveStay."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."

by NoSenseSickle 🥒is that pickle December 12, 2023

Glit Ring

When a dude gets his ass clit pierced

"That chick wants to tug on my glit ring", "Let's go get our glits pierced" , "My glit ring's infected"

by MeatCooler February 9, 2010

Freedom Ring

Not wearing undergarments (Applicable to males only)

Charle's does freedom ring?

by Asshole@9000 November 16, 2022

Ring Of Fire

When a man grabs a group of friends and has a tribal ceremony with a tiki torch. He takes said tiki torch and inserts it through each members anal tube.

The man created a Ring Of Fire with the whole football team

by anonymous June 18, 2022

Ring of fire

When Dante is in the shower and Blake grant urinates on him while he is cleansing himself.

After the game Dante was taking a shower and Blake grant performs the ring of fire.

by Blakeybones January 14, 2018