purple headed yogurt slinger

a weenie.

lauryn sucked that purple headed yogurt slinger like nobodys business

by Justin April 11, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".

Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?

He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!

by B Man bran November 14, 2007

purple helmet moon man

slang for penis

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.

by iroc camaro March 02, 2009

purple headed yogert shooter

A penis. From the shape and ejaculation

She wants my purple headed yogert shooter!

by Jeremy December 04, 2002

Purple Mountain Majesty

Majestic Blowjob

guy:what do you wanna do
girl:i want to give you a purple mountain majesty
guy:whats that
girl:the best blowjob you'll ever get

by tyreesha caldwell August 28, 2008

Purple Headed hammer of justice

The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.

'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'

by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006

purple headed bull whip

bitch slapping a girl with your dick well you have a erection and leaving a large amount of mushroom prints on her face

dude why dose your gf have so many round marks on her face ,oh i let her have a purple headed bull whip

by cvrt ops June 22, 2010