poo fairy

when you take a dump in one's lavatory, and collect it in a pillowcase, tie it upon a friends head and make them sniff the poo and make it impossible to get away from the smell and discomfort

i gave Jonnny B a poo fairy last night. he heaved like a mother bitch

by nev gillings March 8, 2008

Deja Poo

The experience of thinking you have had the same poop, on a previous occasion.

Dave: So after eating all that Jeff's Pizza for two days in a row, I totally experienced Deja Poo
Dan: That sucks
Dave: Could have been worse, I at least had an initial clean wipe.

by Dave Kaminski, Dan Flores December 16, 2008

Poo Warrior

The hero of the bathroom stalls. Tis not a bird, nor a plane.. it's the almighty Poo Warrior! He shall save you from the evil s-bomb (or at least clean it up for you). The Poo Warrior is a rather stingy fellow, who does not often allow one to take a wonderful west-coast-clearing dump in his urinals. He possesses the super power of being able to stop anyone from taking a dump whether you want to or not!

"Back away from that urinal, fiend! I, the almighty Poo Warrior, shall stop evildoers like you!"

by Stimar March 24, 2003

poo tickle

When someone leaves such a huge shit in a toilet that it tickles the next persons butthole.

It was so huge it stopped up the toilet and still left enough to give my wife a poo tickle.

by Zorrro September 15, 2008

boose poos

when you drink a lot of alcohol and get really wasted, the next day when you go to the toilet and take a shit,it comes out like liquid diarheia, thats boose poos

damn bro i was soo fuckin wasted last night that when i woke up this mourning i had boose poos

by Shaun Rajiv July 19, 2006

poo ring

English slang, from England, meaning anus or rectum. a translation to american slang: butthole

"bill was being such a pooring to me today."

"jill has a tight poo ring."

by Ra Jaconan July 9, 2006

Taos Poo

The combination of stomach acid, unidentified liquid and chucks of solidified poo that comes out after eating at New Mexico State University's cafeteria which is named Taos.

Man I ate some taos like 20 minutes ago and now I'm about to taos poo my pants.

by nmsuhata December 9, 2009