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Moon Owner

A superlative reference to someone with an amazing idea that could potentially make millions.

A term of amazement for your friend when he thinks of a brilliant idea while high.
Jimmy’s dad invented the straw. He is a fucking Moon Owner.

Chocolate ashtrays?Bro, you are a fucking Moon Owner.
by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018
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Half Moon Bay

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.
by Hova’s Witness March 22, 2023
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Mooning

When the price of something rallies uncontrollably. Typically you want to be long before something moon's.
PPB stock is mooning. It has reached stratospheric levels.
by Longholder1 September 15, 2025
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Moon

Someone who has a big cock and pleasures all women sexually.
by anonymous November 17, 2023
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New moon

Where the moon is dark
by 459395 April 11, 2023
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Moon

Moon means serenity and calmness, just like the actual moon, soft and calm. He is incredibly shy but when he's your friend, he is incredibly loyal.
God- he's shy.
He's definitely a Moon.
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moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
I and my friends went moon gooning mom.
by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024
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