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Blood Moon

There are all kinds of strange theories claiming it was a sign of the beginning of the end times, but it's really just the red light wavelengths bending over the Earth's atmosphere and reflecting off the Moon's surface. It is really kind of eerie to see the Moon glow orange.
Guy: "Hey isn't it November 8th? Don't forget to vote! Hey what's that up in the sky?"
Guy2: " It's a Blood Moon! Better tell the ones you care about to stockpile food Cuz shit's about to get real!"
by vitaliconrad November 8, 2022
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Moon Elf

An elf with typical Asian features of black hair and brown eyes rather than the stereotypical blonde hair and blue eyes that regular elves have.
Have you played monster hunter rising yet? It has twin moon elf priestess.
by Madam Fortune November 11, 2022
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Bainbridge Moon landing

The Bainbridge Moon Landing or "BML", is where a man or women accidentally touch arseholes. Similar to the standard "moon landing", where only baked bums need to touch, the BML however requires a singular accidental connection of the anus with another person's anus.
Becky and Jim we're trampolining naked, and fell on one another, accidentally connecting only their anuses, thus a Bainbridge Moon Landing or "BML"
by Dobby1991 November 15, 2022
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Soup/Moon

by BBCEnjoyer April 21, 2022
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Crescent Moon

The act of beating off in a king sized bed with 5 other men licking your asshole and one other man licking your nipples.
The boys and I performed the Crescent Moon with no adult supervision.
by ErectAndDisfunctional_36 April 22, 2022
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Half Moon

1. Sex position

2. A pastry made in Central New York State

3. something to do with plumbers and repairmen showing half of their asses in your house under an appliance

4. a Moon phase like full moon and new moon
1. F- "Hey honey let's try this new position I found out about"
M- "What is the name of the position"
F- "Something called Half Moon"

2. A video involving a company in CNY that makes half-moons (can't do links sorry)

3. "Hey Frank I just half-mooned a costumer while fixing their shitty appliance"
"Ha, that funny Jimbo"

4. Too lazy to describe this half-moon so here is a emoji 🌓"
by Please Fill In The Box April 23, 2022
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Moon

If you ever meet a person named Moon be ready to argue and chill a lot they have good music taste and they are nice but sometimes are a bitch they care a lot about their friends and will threaten to do your work for you if you don't do it they love talking about people and their mothers will slap the shit outta you for no reason
you're being kind of a Moon right now dude
by malkman April 26, 2022
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