Mexican Fruit Stand 

When a Mexican gets a woman to do a headstand on the side of the road and sell fruit from her vagina.

I was driving to work the other day and saw a Mexican Fruit Stand on the side of the road. I stopped for some pineapple.

Mexican Fruit Stand by vinxanity March 30, 2015

Mexican Snow

In Southern California you will only find snow in the mountains. The first area where snow is, generally the wettest snow, is the Mexican Snow. Socioeconomically, this is as far as they can go into the snowpack as their vehicles aren't equipped to go further up the mountain because of ice and heavier snow requiring 4x4 vehicles.

The traffic coming up the hill was awful! But once we got past the Mexican Snow, it got a lot better.

Did you see all of the people playing in the Mexican Snow?

Mexican Snow by SoCalGuy1980 December 17, 2017

Mexican Mudbutt

1. when one eats a delicious dish of mexican cuisine, but afterwards suffers the consequences in the form of uncontrollable, firey diarrhea.

2. when after recieving anal sex from a person of mexican heritage (or hispanic in general) one contracts an STD in their anus, resulting in a sloppy, muddy butthole.

1.
Person 1: Dude those burrittos were awesome, but i'm never eating there again.

Person 2: Why's that?

Person 1: Because i was on the toilet for the next 2 hours with a case of Mexican Mudbutt

2.
Lisa: Jenny, how'd things go with Jose last night?

Jenny: Well i let him do me in the ass, and now i think i've got a sloppy encounter with Mexican Mudbutt

Mexican Mudbutt by tylervaz May 17, 2006

mexican pancake 

Act/ of dancing between two fat mexican woman /having one press her back and ass against the front of your body and having the other press her gut and titts against your back while both woman hold hands

Daam man that nigga stuck gettin a mexican pancake he will never be the same again

mexican pancake by love me some pancakes December 13, 2009

mexican shower 

To wear way too much axe, cologne, deodorant, or all of the above because you are too busy/lazy to take a real shower.

Javier awoke from his nap realizing he had to leave in 2 minutes but smelled like shit, so he took a mexican shower.

mexican shower by FONZZ April 15, 2006

Mexican Candy Cane 

A drink ordered at a bar, pub, or club that consists of one shot of tequila, preferably of low-shelf quality, that is followed up by half a shot of peppermint schnapps.

Prior to drinking, participants shout "Feliz Navidad!" and clink glass 1 (tequila) with right hand. Glass 1 is consumed and shooting of glass 2 (peppermint schnapps) follows immediately with left hand. Afterward, drinkers shout, "Salud!" and offer high-fives all around.

The Mexican Candy Cane is seasonal and some places won't make it year-round.

"Mexican Candy Canes all around!"
"Feliz Navidad!"
...
"Salud!"

Mexican Candy Cane by SundayParty December 21, 2008

Mexican snowstorm 

When a skank gets five dirty, greasy bastards to shoot their spic cream into her face. Similar to bukkake, but involves illegal immigrants covered in oil and dust.

Dude 1: "Jesus man, I just saw the worst porno!"
Dude 2: "What was it?"
Dude 1: "Mexican Snowstorm Vol. 5."
Dude 1: "Sick shit, Dawg!"

Mexican snowstorm by Wizards Sleeve September 3, 2006