Matthew

A person who moans and is a masochist.
Man, ash is a matthew. He keeps moaning when his D&D character takes damage.
by cakefucker February 28, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is a hilarious, super cool guy. He is really handsome and has many friends. He is almost never shy and loves to play sports. Not only that, but he especially loves to collect snow globes and loves snow! He is the coolest and best guy in the w
Matthew is so handsome!
by Daskier May 25, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a fun-loving guy. He is the type of person who seems intimidating at first sight but once you get to know him, he is sweet and sensitive. Matthews tend to have a connection to nature. He loves science and knows almost EVERYTHING about dinosaurs. Matthews have beautiful eyes and are very attractive. If you know a Matthew, don’t loose them. They make great friends and partner!
Guy 1: Who’s that dude over there?
Guy 2: That’s Matthew
by Mavi22 March 03, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is a gift of God and the coolest guy you have ever met! He is so handsome!
So cool Matthew!
by Daskier November 08, 2021
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Matthew

Stop being a Matthew
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matthew

person: who is matthew?
matthew: We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's, oh
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
You should have said to this place good-bye
It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
by seok January 02, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a huge simp. Someone who is very short and no talent at all.
Person 1: ayy.. look at that short nigga.
Person 2: thats just Matthew
by Campbell Young August 31, 2020
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