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Matthew

A clever gentleman with skills and talent, good looks to spare and charm that could leave you dreaming. Although you may be the kind to never get swept off your feet, a Matthew surely will. He has a quiet, dark nature that is mysterious and sexy but very warm and friendly. A true hero. He would lay down his life in protection of those he cares for. He is witty and has a group of friends wherever he goes that love his banter, especially over cards, food and drinks. He is a passionate lover and a dreamer. A loyal friend and companion. Matthew is epic, simply said.
Josh: "Who else can we invite to the party?"

Josh and Sam : "MATTHEW!!! HA HA YES!"

"Who is going to escort you to the masquerade this year? "Matthew, a personal friend, very handsome."

"I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream..."

"Who rescued me from the car after the accident before is exploded?" "His name was Matthew."
by FoxyFoxDancer November 13, 2020
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Matthew

A person who goes tails and tails and then goes up and down.For milk from a raisin.
Watch out ,hes gonna do a matthew
by BoatMo February 18, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew has a is a real one that probably has a gorilla dick and. Pull all the bitches
If u don’t like matthew u probably don’t get bitches
by Bigboiiibdh November 5, 2020
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Matthew fagtard

A Matthew fagtard is a fat queer that u can usually find near ur local Walmart beating up the black race in the streets with his fat ass cheeks he’s usually catching those vicroys in basketball he has the best duo partner in on the block Lebron curry and he tends to hit those fat jigs behind the 3
Yo look at that Matthew fagtard he do be catching those vicroys tho and look at that fat jig rip he just took omg
by Randalltheheroinaddict January 13, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.
My Matthew is such a bitch!
I love my matthew.
by lilrenkx November 15, 2023
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Matthew Gravvet

An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.
Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.

Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.
by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019
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Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason

6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2
Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
by maksammich August 29, 2019
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