Mark

Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?

12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
by FailedLover73 May 31, 2023
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awesome swag loving person in the world.everyone loves him and thinks he's perfect.he is the best.he loves only one girl and she is perfect for him.in fact,she is perfect.he's the best boyfriend you can ever have.He is
amazing. He is hard working, someone who will go the distance for the one he loves even if he has to take baby steps first. Mark is someone who is handsome, but defines beauty not in what he says or does, but in what he is. He is someone who will never give up on something he wants, even if it's so far out of reach. He defines love, someone who will melt your heart and cause you to fall in love every time you see him smile, every time he says your name.. Mark is someone who'll stand by your side, and will be there when the smoke clears. He defines the words thoughtful, sweetheart, caring, &romantic.you will fall in love with him right when you see him.
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bit of a creep, makes weird ass jokes but can be quite chill. Can't keep his hands to himself. But a decent guy to be around.
Man, that guy is a weird ass, but chill dude. He's a Mark.
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Officially has the worlds smallest penis. Max thinks he has a smaller one but he is no competition the the spec of a penis Mark has.
Can you believe Max thinks he has a penis as small as Mark?
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A rather quiet dude who likes to listen music and play video games. He does not being around talkative people will ignore you and your feelings , it is best to leave mark alone and let him enjoy his quiet time, if there is a mark in your life he most likely is an introvert and doesn't want to talk to you, please leave him alone
nigg: oh hi mark did u watch the ballgame yesterday?
Mark: I don't like sports go bother somebody else with ur bullshit, i'm tired
by khun of the croissant November 22, 2021
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Marks are deceiving and disgusting. Get away from Marks.
"Do you know Mark?"
"Ya he cheats on everyone"
by imrightdealwithit October 18, 2021
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That guy is being a real douchebag. He's acting like a Mark. I wonder if his mother was a Karen.
by Sunshizzle81 September 24, 2021
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