Long Island Handjob

When you hold your mom's dick while you pee
I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob
by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017
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Jacob Longed

Went you down something in 10 seconds
I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine
by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021
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holding the long stick

Whoever holds the long stick is undoubtedly gay, if their name is Sean and they hold the long stick their levels of gay increase x100 fold.
Sean is holding the long stick and he can’t let go it is a ride he will stay on his whole life.
by Shernmerstern September 28, 2023
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Eva Long

A name given to those with a pure and beautiful soul, inside and out.
i wish i could be like Eva Long”
by Bigtoe Bandit December 24, 2024
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Long Nose Tribe

A slang term used to refer to the collective Jewish population (or a certain number of Jewish people), almost certainly used in the context of conspiracy theories revolving around such people. It serves to avoid any mentioning of Jews or similar names or terms for a variety of reasons, including but not limited to: evading word recognition that may ban or mute the OP, or fooling those unaware of the term into thinking nothing of their post(s).
Usually, "long nose tribe" is used within a larger metaphor involving cavemen, sticks, stones, etc. that is supposed to draw parallels to modern, Jewish conspiracy theories.
"Long nose" refers to the common stereotype that Jewish people possess long noses.
"Grug no like long nose tribe. Long nose tribe take pointy stick away from Grug; deemed too dangerous."

"Grug no think holobunga happen. Six million tribesmen no die in 5 years, but long nose tribe say it is worst tragedy"

"Grug see long nose tribe put weird food in river. Now boys in tribe wear skins for women; want forage with women, no hunt like men. Grug confused."
by Mcfighter2 September 04, 2023
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Long Juice

something that requires a lot, perhaps excessive effort
Doing this is such long juice
by Khazar420 September 11, 2021
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