Lesbian

Large bodied women with short hair. Their first name and last name usually start with the same letter. Sometimes they are so large their fists becomes too strong and then they are no longer allowed to be a lesbian.

Girl 1: Wow, I hope that I don't go to jail because in jail there are a lot of lesbians.
Girl 2: Wow, really?

Girl 1: Ew?!
Girl 2: No, no, no, I mean ew of course, no one wants to go to jail.

by limewired March 1, 2011

lesbian

A person/ situation that is either irritating, retarded, or misfortunate. Use to replace the word <b>gay</b> and it's associated uses. (NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANY ACTUAL LESBIANS)

Bill: What do you mean we have to have our portfolios complete in less than two weeks? That's fucking lesbian.

by Scorpion: Eagle Owl at LARGE May 17, 2009

Semi-lesbian

A woman who is lesbian but with attraction to only males.

"Is she lesbian? No, just a semi-lesbian."

by Rota Verdank May 15, 2021

Straight Lesbian

Straight Lesbianism (a definition): a state of mind compelled by the depleting image of lesbians living in metropolitan areas (i.e . Miami). This state of mind, though oxymoronic in nature, serves as a gateway for higher echelon lesbians to fluctuate between the heterosexual social scene and homosexual love affairs. Straight lesbians mend the vital resources of both worlds and in a paradoxical state purposed to establish a strong repertoire for future generations of straight lesbians...

'd say it's great being a straight lesbian - sexual preference will never define the politics of societal interaction for me.

by Vanessa Brito February 27, 2008

Gay lesbian

Women created by gay men to like other women. When a straight man encounters a gay lesbian often he would lose hope in ever finding the right woman for him so he goes to the gay side. Gays have been creating lesbians since the dawn of time, although it has back fire on most gays, while some straight men enjoy lesbians.

Man: I hate gay lesbians! I’m gonna become gay!
Gay Man: my plans have worked!

by VAd4 May 13, 2008

Lesbianage

1) The act of hitting on a lesbian woman in hopes of her changing teams.

Guy: Oh damn that girl is so hot.

Friends: Dude shes a lesbian.

Guy: Time for some lesbianage

by Thedecembomber November 8, 2011

gay lesbian solidarity

Kirumislove and strandofagonycosplays

Those two are gay lesbian solidarity

by Fagformondo July 6, 2021