Poseidons kiss

The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse

Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite

by Zack_0700 June 21, 2018

Hersheys kiss

One participant is laying on their back with their knees behind their head and spreads their cheeks. The other straddles them perpindicularly, spreads their cheeks, and begins to squat until the buttholes lightly or roughly kiss.

"I was expecting to get jackhammered when all of a sudden he gave me a hersheys kiss. It was surprisingly erotic!"

by Erotic dragon August 16, 2018

dirty kissing

Kissing that leads to sex, foreplay.
Making out that ends up with intense sex.

Baby, I can't wait to see you so we can start some dirty kissing.
I'm so horny that I'm ready for some dirty kissing.

by Master Mickey June 11, 2018

kiss of neptune

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .

Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting

by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018

Squirrel kiss

When you nibble the nuts a little.

Before she went down on me she gave me a squirrel kiss!

by Kittenfacxxx September 23, 2017

Poo Kiss

When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.

So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.

by DirtyBradnSteve March 18, 2017

kiss the fist

Kissing the fist: verb, when a gifted woman performs such enlighten fellatio as to take the entirety of the man's girth and subsequently kiss the side of her thumb and pointer finger wrapped around the base of said genitalia.

I heard Ashley's got mad neck skills, Thomas said she could "kiss the fist".

by James J Jameson April 11, 2017