Stupido Jordan

That kid with a semi mullet who thinks hes funny but really isnt.

Stupido Jordan Just Sucks Man

by wefnbf.,dweoifjr December 6, 2021

Jordan

Someone who has only a scrotum
No dick
No balls
Only sack

Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

Jordan Gonce

Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.

Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog

by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021

Jordan

Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan

Wow dude do you know Jordan right?

Oh yeah! Jordan! The person with the massive dick

by NotJordanshh December 9, 2021

Michael Jordan

President of England America

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN

by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021

Jordan

Jordan (a boy): A nice guy who is usually popular, sporty and accepts basically anyone as a friend. They'll cheer you on and they'll support you no matter what. If you feel attacked go to him. If you get the chance to be friends with one you better take it, buddy.

Jordan (a girl): A nice girl who isn't just amazing but can destroy people in sports too. She's even better than most girls and boys no joke. She usually is chill and she can be quiet but when she is with people she thinks are decent even, you can have a pretty fire conversation. She does well in academics and she is mildly popular. Also did I mention she's cute?

Adam: "You know that guy Jordan?"

Boe: "Yeah I wish I could get to know him. He's great."

Luke: "I wish I could have another lunch with that girl Jordan."

That group of boys: "Ikr"

by tacocat2101 December 10, 2021

Jordan Bennet

The act of having relations with an autistic person and making bo2 zombie noises to communicate

“I just want someone to gimme the ol’ Jordan Bennet”

by Peeweevle’s December 20, 2021