Jordan

A guy who loses his girlfriend to his best friend

Jordan lost his girl

by 2k 17 January 31, 2022

jordan

a duchecause with no life and is pathetic with a millimeter defeater

look theirs Jordon wells with his millimeter defeater(jordans small pp) Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!

by penis monkey lover 49 February 1, 2022

Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen

Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month

by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022

The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”

Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan

by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022

Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger

Michael Jordan

by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022

jordan aither

a very swag girl who likes sports and hates math class intensely. when you first meet jordan aither she seems very layed back but after you get to know her her inner swag comes alive

who’s that swagiliscous girl over there

oh that’s jordan aither

by swagman2864 February 3, 2022

Jordan

Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.

Person: wow Jordan is such an awful person
Person 2: I know right!? I can’t believe he has friends

by Urrrmum February 6, 2022