Jordan

The siuu of South Africa.his the best footballer in the world and gets all the ladies

Siuuu,that's a Jordan

by Siuu guy January 13, 2022

Jordan

The gassest batch you will ever meet ;)

Damn Jordan you are one gassy lesbian! Now eat me out

by P3TTY.C0R3.aka.Jordan December 1, 2020

Jordan

A guy who loses his girlfriend to his best friend

Jordan lost his girl

by 2k 17 January 31, 2022

Jordan

Biggest dick energy ever, 10/10 sleeping points, avid sim player, probably knows simlish. I love him, you should too. If you don't, I'll eat your legs. He's literally the sweetest most supportive man ever, probably more than your dad :/

If you're not talking about jordan, thinking about him or trying to get with his mom..what are you even doing??

Girl 1: "oh god, it's jordan"
Girl 2: *moan*

by Nadrojboi December 30, 2022

kory jordan

a fat dude with no girls.

Wow Kory Jordan has no swag what so ever.

by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017

Jordan

A person who would travel half way around the Earth just to tell Sebastian, Chance, or Brennan what Chase or Aidan said.

Omg guys, did you hear what Aidan said? Jordan

Dude how did u get here all the way from Virginia? Sebastian

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023