Caringbah High School

Academically selective high school in Sydney's south, juxtapositionally (in every sense of the non-existent word) situated diagonally opposite Endeavour High School, perhaps as a bleak reminder to its students of what is possible when one puts one's mind 'to it'. Despite the bounteous, however somewhat meek (and in the opinions of CHS's smug, ridiculously talented pupils, "flattering") taunts and stereotypes which are supplied by the degenerate students of neighbouring schools in the Sutherland Shire region (which typically comprise terribly misspelled variations of the words "calculator", "formaldehyde" and "Hubschrauberlandeplatz", Caringbah High School's students pride themselves in obliterating and humiliating said schools, not just in academic feats (namely debating, public speaking and basically every HSC course in existence), but also sporting tournaments, the annual "Best-Looking Student Award", "Best Everything Award" and "Best at Getting Awards Award". Wegen der fantastischen Lage des 'Top-Schools', der auf a layer of clay (if you failed to understand that touch of German sarcasm, your IQ is under 170), the school's bottom annexe will host all 950 students in the not-too-distant future, rendering the renowned Walkway merely a thing to be marveled by future generations; a, historical place where older students asserted their physical dominance over Year 7 n00bz!

A: "Check it out! That guy is reading Jane Austen out of free will."
B: "He must go to Caringbah High School."
A: "God bless his sweet soul."

Caringbah High School by pens nizzle January 14, 2008

Walnut Hills High School

a high school in Cincinnati filled with highly intelligent students who are excellent at procrastinating. walnut hills students produce superior test scores with very little effort. known to the private schools as a scary ghetto place and to the public schools as the snob of secondary education.

"Dude, that kid is brilliant but suuuuuper lazy."
"Yeah, he goes to Walnut Hills High School."

Walnut Hills High School by youwantgo March 17, 2010

Wolfson High School

A high school in Jacksonville, Fl. Known to many outsiders as home of the Wolfpack, a commendable magnet program school for the talented young learners. However, to those students unfortunate enough to attend, we know the real story; the one the news stations cover up... Our school is not what it appears. From a principal who's favorite past time was hiding in his office to refrain from having to do anything, to a dean who relished in writing you up even if you had attained a pass out of class, that is just the beginning. Last year, Wolfson turned into a zoo of kids. We were so out of control and unsupervised, our fights escalated to the point we had to have police officers on horses come on campus and at least 10 cars of police. You know you go to wolfson when your 20 feet from the fight going on and you still get sprayed with pepper spray. You know you go to wolfson when the 2 hallway girls bathroom is ALWAYS flooded with an unidentifiable liquid. You know you go to wolfson when every student in the school has a girlfriend AND a boyfriend. You know you go to Wolfson when the teacher has you play online games on the projector because they dont feel like teaching today. You know you go to Wolfson when you sat here reading this and could associate just about every sentence in this with a person at school, goin "hell yea thats true".

Bob, a straight A goody two-shoes at Wolfson High School, walks thru the hallway with a big clipboard and a neon vest for his hallpass.
Ms. D "Young man! Let me see your hallpass."
Bob looks confused and up and down at his bright a** vest.
Ms. D "Did you hear me?! Come here. Now."
Bob walks over "Ms. D, i really have to go to the bathroom, obviously you can see i have a pass, this aint a fashion statement."
Ms D "Are you getting smart with me? Come with me, what house are you in?"
Bob "But ms, i have a pass, im not doin anythign wrong."
Ms D "uh huh, sure. We're gonna go have a talk with your house administrator."

Wolfson High School by packgirl92 September 25, 2010

castro valley high school

Castro valley high school a place where every pretty white girl in the school likes black guys while the ugly ones like eachother. Its populated by asians which make up around 60% of the school and there all obsessed with Boba and Animes. The teachers are also the age of yoda and the young ones dont teach you at all. Half the "normal" white kids are weeaboos to.

"Dude you want to go to Castro valley high school?"

" no im not trying to get assaulted by a bunch of weeaboos"

castro valley high school by Brunojg December 6, 2016

North Harford High school 

I thought NH sucked in high school, but thats b/c it was high school. I would give anything to be able to see another tracker driven to school with such pride as our AG boys did or to sit with my best friends at lunch (eating the best cookies:))talking about what parties we were going to and what field they were in!High school sucks but I am proud to be a duck farmer so keep quacking at us Fallston! Im glad I went to NH and wouldnt trade in any memory there- good or bad!!!

Get 'er Done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

North Harford High school by strawberries85 April 11, 2005

Sparta High School 

Hick school in Sparta, Wisconsin, also known as Spartard. Common extracurriculars include tobacco chewing, cow tipping, Wal Mart trips, and teenage pregnancy.

The football team is the pre-game show for the band.

"Hey, I gradumacated from Sparta High School!! I'm edumacated now!!"

Sparta High School by GenizGirl October 22, 2008

Binghamton High school 

a school in upstate new york with more students than desks. if you go there, it automatically makes you terrifying to kids from surrounding schools.

You go to Binghamton High School? Where's your gun?

Binghamton High school by mmmmshaka April 4, 2009