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Evan

They egg
Evan is a egg
by Volstrich824 April 30, 2024
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Evan

Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is
by anonymous May 10, 2024
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Evaned

I evaned so hard in golf today
by Prowormaker May 20, 2024
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Evangelos

WHOA! That thing is huge, you’re such an Evangelos
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elansispherus

meaning elansispherus diseases uwu
I have elansispherus diseases!
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Evangel University

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.
Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.
by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024
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Evan

The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
by pongschlap July 1, 2024
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