Crack Head

A dumbass who is exited and energetic on Monday mornings, only explanation; he's on crack. Yet despite this he has the hair of a god.

Hey, my friend over there is a real crack Head, despite our test today.

by Bitchjuk June 20, 2017

Crack for life

CFL or crack for life; refers to the consumption of coke/cociane. Often the consumption for people that claim that they don't do it and like to do it... Hence crack for life

"What did you do last night?" Met the boys ...... " crack for life "

On a picture of Facebook if people look buzzing - your comment could just be - "CFL"

I got in late last night .... It was a CFL night...

by Jon b August 2, 2016

talking crack

when your mom knows your on crack by the way you are talking.

Bobby are you on crack again stop talking crack like that.

by crack it up February 17, 2017

crack culture

A subculture of the more general drug culture, which houses some of the whackiest of characters. It is often said the your brain stops developing when you start using drugs, this is a fact of life for the run of the mill crack-head. Crack Culture is a land where unexpected is the only thing one can suspect. As an outsider we can never hope to understand the enigma that is crack culture, undefinable yet so stereotypical.

When I was in prison I experienced crack culture for the first time.

by Satirical Simpleton March 10, 2022

Crack Dick

Sexual move in which the man jumps off the bed and smacks his dick on the top on the lucky lady/lad who’s patiently awaiting below.

Yo bro last night I totally caught air doing a crack dick on Becky.

by Andymandyhandy11 November 20, 2019

crack time

A time that can range from 30 minutes to 4 hours when starting you'll be about 15 minutes unroll you show up or come round etc

Person1: hey what time will u be round

Person2: about 10 minutes
*2 hours later*
Person 1: you said 10 minutes

Person 2: yeah 10 minutes crack time

by Rachiie babii November 8, 2019

crack-a-lackin

Crack-a-lackin - adjective

1. Lack of crack due to ones relationship status.

2. Alternative for things happening, activities, general goings on.

1. After Heather dumped him, he has been crack-a-lackin.

2. "What's crack-a-lackin?"

"Nothin crack-a-lackin here."

by hkyfanatic October 18, 2009