Similar to Canadian Butt Sex. But, French Canadians are only polite to themselves (caused by excessive wine intake) French Canadians politely shove one finger in their own ass for selfish pleasure.... politely.
Damn that dude is way full of himself, literally! He French Canadian Butt Sexed so hard that finger might be stuck! He was damn polite about it though....
by RichTheRedn3ck December 19, 2025
Get the French Canadian Butt Sex mug.Just before you plan having anal sex with your partner, you reach out the window wearing a hockey glove (to protect your hand from the cold) you grab your bottle of Maple Syrup. (all good Canadians keep at least 3 bottles of their favorite Maple Syrup in the snow fridge outside their window) Sticking the top of the bottle of Maple Syrup in their partners Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole, you proceed to empty the entire bottle. At the very last drop you pop the bottle out and in a downward motion making the “O” ring pop the top sound as any great Canadian Lager would do upon opening.
I bet Nancy over last night and gave her a proper Canadian Bottle Opener. It was so loud it almost caused an avalanche out back.
by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025
Get the Canadian Bottle Opener mug.After you have done the Canadian Bottle Opener, you stand up putting on all your hockey gear except the pants. Climb on to your Zamboni inspired couch. As loud as possible you yell “Pools Open”. Jumping off the Zamboni inspired couch like a high diver yelling “Cannon Ball”, land, driving your Tim Hortons Tim Bit in their Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole. This will create the biggest splash possible. This act requires extreme precision and should only be attempted by professionals, as an unsteady partner or eye can cause serious harm to one’s body.
So last night after I gave Nancy the most perfect Canadian Bottle Opener, I saw my chance and took it, giving her the biggest splashiest Canadian Cannon Ball ever.
by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025
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by Bigman19 December 23, 2025
Get the Canadian Waterslide mug.Allegations of human trafficking and forced labor have been raised against Canadian-based mining companies operating in Africa, most notably a landmark legal case involving Nevsun Resources in Eritrea. The broader issues of human rights abuses, including forced and child labor, are systemic problems in the mining sector across various African countries.
Specific Cases and Legal Precedents
Nevsun Resources Ltd. (Eritrea): Three Eritrean plaintiffs sued the Vancouver-based Nevsun Resources, alleging the company was complicit in the use of forced labor (part of Eritrea's national conscription system) at its Bisha mine. This case was groundbreaking as it was the first time a mass tort claim for modern slavery was allowed to proceed in a Canadian court against a company for abuses committed overseas. The case was ultimately settled out of court for an undisclosed amount in October 2020
Specific Cases and Legal Precedents
Nevsun Resources Ltd. (Eritrea): Three Eritrean plaintiffs sued the Vancouver-based Nevsun Resources, alleging the company was complicit in the use of forced labor (part of Eritrea's national conscription system) at its Bisha mine. This case was groundbreaking as it was the first time a mass tort claim for modern slavery was allowed to proceed in a Canadian court against a company for abuses committed overseas. The case was ultimately settled out of court for an undisclosed amount in October 2020
by Modern Women December 31, 2025
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Bobby we got to find that guy/girl billy/sue you Nick tim randy Adam drew and I ran that train on. And let her know that we have blue waffles and the bull headed clap.
Chris, that whore don't care she's a Canadian freightlier, she wants to take every dic.
Damn why didn't I realize that when she didn't bat a eye about fucking us. Even Tim he was covered in shit from that Alabama hotpocket that went wrong.
Chris, that whore don't care she's a Canadian freightlier, she wants to take every dic.
Damn why didn't I realize that when she didn't bat a eye about fucking us. Even Tim he was covered in shit from that Alabama hotpocket that went wrong.
by BEZY January 2, 2026
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by Dan5 April 25, 2025
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