Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered

Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?

by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

joke blind

adjective; someone that is slow to grasp jokes, that doesn't know when someone is joking, or looks too deep into jokes and harasses the person because of some "deeper meaning" that is nowhere present in the joke.

synonym; cancel culture

Joe: Did you hear that Carol went joke blind?
Peter: I just hope she is slow to grasp jokes, not like those annoying people on Twitter.

by Bytti April 14, 2021

Rainbow-Blind

Similar to Color-Bind Racism, one can claim to be Rainbow-Blind. Claiming to not see sexuality's.

I am Rainbow-Blind, I don't see gay, we just have sex on the DL.

by Trying to hard to be Woke April 23, 2021

Tiana Bindeman

Look out for this baddy guys. She is fire and hard to get. Guys adore her. Don't play with her, you will burn. She is kind and loving. Also the life of the party. Take it from me, you don't want to lose het, I did and I regret it every day.

Boy: who is that
Friend: Tiana Bindeman!! For sure 🔥

by The guy who lost her July 2, 2021

clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.

wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!

by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021

Beauty blind

Think you look good but in reality you’re ugly

Mataya is beauty blind

by Colemole12 August 7, 2021