His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.
Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
by GeetLord January 5, 2018
Get the Christian Gouldingmug. Daaaamm that negro is sexy as hell is he christian
by Jdsjsjsjsjsj November 9, 2019
Get the Christianmug. A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything
by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017
Get the christian knightmug. A LITERAL HELL HOLE literally have a pedophile teacher and everyone is fake as fuck here and they try to act nice in all but is messed up in the head probably because of all the dye in there hair literally go to schools with oranges who can spray tan at all. Spoiled rich ass kids who don't even know how to fucking clean or sweep the damn place. Bro people for real crying because they're parents didn't get them the exact color of som shit. the school's race population is literally 90% WHITE. BRO HELP ME!!!
Stacy: Hey do you know the school" legacy christian academy (frisco)"campus?
Damon: oh that hell hole dont ever go there demons kids/teens
Damon: oh that hell hole dont ever go there demons kids/teens
by ilovespriteandchicken March 14, 2023
Get the legacy christian academy (frisco)mug. A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020
Get the Christianmug. the most perfect, amazing, caring person ever, hes the only person ive ever loved, and i never want to lose him<33
by flixsammy January 19, 2022
Get the christian.mug. A retard "Do you care about the Christians who died?"
Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."
Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
Get the Do you care about the Christians who died?mug.