"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"
by NuttersNutsack June 29, 2013
When a man or women recently shaved their perineum and/or around their anus and the result is several and severe razor bumps.
by PeskyBoi January 04, 2021
The seductive look a man gives, usually named Devon or Devo, in order to bring a female counterpart back to his place for the evening. This look usually produces extreme female orgasms.
Holy shirt girls, did you see DEVO at the music festival tonight in San Francisco? He was handing out Turkey bagels left and right!
by Uncle Tickler July 24, 2021
The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss June 13, 2012
to overlook or not check something thoroughly, a complete lack of attention to detail, to something that seems unimportant at the time, but which turns out to be crucial later
Origin 1:
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"
Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"
Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"
Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"
Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"
by mr-b June 17, 2014
The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.
"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"
"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."
"I don't, I lied. I hate you"
"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."
"I don't, I lied. I hate you"
by Pancake Human May 09, 2024