Salad

Its a little as ass.

Guy1: Jesus look this Cake!!!
Guy2: Nah its a SALAD.
Guy1: True.

by SavageFathi May 3, 2017

Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010

Macaroni Salad

pussy/ eating pussy

yeah i ate her macaroni salad

by thereallord June 22, 2022

anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021

Project Salad

A project salad is a salad made by black people which consist of Ham,Bacon,Eggs,Chicken Necks, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Peppers, Pig ears, Ribs.

Look at Nicki Minaj eating a project salad it looks good asf.

by Ja<3 March 25, 2022

salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

by Farquard October 28, 2015

Salad Bowl

The pre-flush remnants of a bowel movement when you have a vegetable-rich diet.

Someone left a salad bowl in the Men’s Room.

by Rich Markle May 14, 2022