Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 18, 2023

weed drink

Something that takes forever to kick in

This weed drink is taking forever to kick in bruh

by Dontactdumb465798 April 22, 2023

i just smoke weed icl

When someone just smokes weed icl

Wanna bit of sniff? Nah I just smoke weed icl

by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023

violet weed

Violet weed is an amazing person and like such a good musician (shes on spotify)(listen 2 town of tattoos) shes so talented and i love her SO MUCH shes genuine and kind and gorgeous and amazing and SO TALENTED AND GREAT AT LIKE EVERYTHING she doubts her abilities but literally nails everything every single time. i love her so much.

Me: Have u heard the new violet weed song?
Dy: OMG NO?? ANOTHER GREAT SONG FROM MY FAV SINGER/SONG WRITER/MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST??

by Stan Louis Tomlinson!! May 3, 2023

weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza

Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”

by Superjuliam September 6, 2023

Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

Industry Weed

An industry plant that is correctly identified as such, in most cases never getting enough attention to be accepted by the public because of their shitty music. Often found outside of its natural habitat (Los Angeles) classifying this type of plant as an invasive species.

There’s too many industry weeds in my backyard!

by Iamnotajackolantern October 5, 2023