Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

Waffle Socks

A phrase used to describe something that is absolutely absurd.

Did you see Stacy’s outfit. It’s waffle socks!
My mom has lost her mind. She’s gone waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 23, 2025

Waffle

The act of having sex.
Also used as waffling, waffled, and waffler.

Josh: Man, me and Carly are totally gonna waffle tomorrow night!
Daniel: Yeah man no cap.

by 🦋 Kasey Davis 🦋 July 15, 2022

Oreo waffle

This is a delicious item created to delight the masses of Oreo fans

That was a delicious Oreo waffle

by Whoreo October 25, 2017

Waffle

Waffle
Pronounced with a A and not an O

The Northern England pronunciation for a potato or desert food item.

Woffle is predominantly used in American English, Southern English and by other soft folk.

Mam, what we Avin for T.

wAffles with egg and beans

by TheCaptain80 October 31, 2023

Waffling

Complaining or whining about something.

"what is blud waffling about?"

by lunariaaah May 20, 2023