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uncle bi

The worst insult in the history of insults. Worse then mom gay, dad lesbian, even grandpap a trap combined. *Cannot be deflected by no u*
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking
by Vangekillsvado May 10, 2018
mugGet the uncle bimug.

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.
by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023
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Uncle boy

by 459395 March 11, 2022
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Uncle Neddy

Pervert. Someone who enjoys touching small children inappropriately. A code word two friends use to talk about pedophiles and disgusting child touchers when they are in public as to be conspicuous.
"Ewww... see that old guy holding that little girl--- He is totally an Uncle Neddy!"

"Don't let him near your child! I hear he is an Uncle Neddy!"
by JazzyPants May 3, 2012
mugGet the Uncle Neddymug.

Uncle Gertrude

Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
by Pedro bumford April 8, 2019
mugGet the Uncle Gertrudemug.

Wild Uncle

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.
Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...
by The Cap N' April 9, 2021
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toms uncle

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour
by Frudentag February 13, 2018
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