Uncle Frank

Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.

I love my Uncle Frank very much.

by Terminated Wumbo July 12, 2020

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great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

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Uncle

A middle age black man you will find lurking in clubs, usually wearing a suit or some sort of fresh outfit. They will want to take you for a spin not only in the bedroom but on the dance floor.

Tyler: there are so many uncles in here.
Chloe: yeah I know man watch out.

Next day...
Tyler: remeber that uncle that tried dancing with you last night haha!
Chloe: don’t remind me -_-

by Robsy January 23, 2018

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