Get the Twatmug. Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
by Rewd53 August 20, 2024
Get the Twat Malletmug. A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.
My girlfriend has figgy-twat.
by Messtopia July 6, 2017
Get the Figgy-twatmug. Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.
by Maniconwords June 11, 2024
Get the Cootie twatmug. by Cooter specialist December 24, 2020
Get the Twat to teethmug. I thought I wanted to be a porn star, so I got a twat stamp in 2014. Now I get made fun of by my OBGYN.
by immadieanyway November 25, 2021
Get the Twat stampmug. a white dude thats in me and my friend's neighboorhood that waddles and looks like a stick or something got stabbed in his a**😂😂💀💀
by inside joke from me and julia April 23, 2018
Get the neighboorhood gay twatmug.