When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.
by Lol just me dude August 25, 2017
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Best turtle of my life dude
Best turtle of my life dude
by mad.child October 23, 2018
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Similar to watermelons.
Similar to watermelons.
by Marbles&Envelopes November 4, 2018
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by Adan Chi November 10, 2018
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I had to turtle myself 4 blocks towards the rock n Roll Hall of Fame praying they had a suitable commode.
by Mike.moffet November 12, 2018
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Turtle face mushroom-head
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018
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by vicitarian December 31, 2018
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