Jellybean Troll

Malevolent night creature known for shaking down party people for their bag of blow while simultaneously hoarding their personal stash.

Lindsay’s a friggin Jellybean Troll, she straight up Dyson’d the community bag while hoarding a solid G and then bounced when the com-bag hit zero, licking her numb gums and doing a donut in the intersection at 8am in 3 feet off snow on the unplowed streets during a winter storm warning wearing a stolen Grateful Dead T-shirt.

by Yuge Crank January 29, 2023

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consent troll

Someone who enters a consensual encounter with intentions confusing their partner as a way of gaining validation or virtue signaling

She did the 2-hand gawkinator twist on me and when I blew my load she started consent trolling

by nellafool May 11, 2021

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Douche Troll

A very particular type of a gay man.

I don't like that guy, I only go for douche trolls.

by twatwaffle1 December 13, 2010

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Troll

"Troll" is basically just a prank. Troll is slang for deliberately trying to get a reaction out of posting something completely random and bizarre. A "troll" can be easily found if it has nothing to do with the current conversation, or you get a reaction from it. To simplify it, trolls are attention hungry people who will sacrifice others enjoyment for his own rise. The best way to deal with a troll is to ignore them and avoid having a dramatic reaction. This song says what a "troll" is (lyrics down below)

You've been trolled, you've been trolled
Yes, you've probably been told
Don't reply to this guy
He's just trying to get a rise
Out of you, yes, it's true
You respond and that's his cue
To start trouble on the double
While he strokes his manly stubble
You've been trolled, you've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to play
And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying
You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day

Teacher: Alight class, for some reason I can't open a webpage. Can anyone help?

Billy: *raises hand*

Teacher: Alright Billy, I trust you to open up the right website
(billy doesn't)

Billy: Alright teach! :)
Billy: *searches up changed rule 34*

Teacher: why do I see goo latex furies raping children, zoophilia and animal mating. what the actual fuck is wrong with my student, you know what, Billy? I'm calling the fucking police and FBI to detain yo ass.

Billy: we do a little trolling
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by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

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Troll bait

When you open a solo server in left 4 dead 2 after getting trolled by team-killers. Since these losers often surf from server to server trolling everyone in sight you can trick them into joining as creating a lobby adds yours to the queue and they are likely to select it. Once they join you are able to easily kill their character as soon as they join to get revenge. If you're skilled enough you could also give them a minor headache by crashing the server, forcing them to restart their computer and wasting their time

Gotcha virgin! You fell for the troll bait!

by Suckmytoes_77 August 8, 2024

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