moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024
Get the moon gooningmug. A word used commonly but not exclusively by white male fathers of teenage daughters meaning to:
1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"
1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"
by Saccino January 13, 2024
Get the patio to the moonmug. crackhead hoe and amajin ( dumdumb ) clown :3
she loves to slap people and fite toxic ass biatches.
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she loves to slap people and fite toxic ass biatches.
she loves her hoes vv much.
jeongguk and rowoon are her oppars ✨
moon is a crackhead :D
by jjkooks November 4, 2020
Get the moonmug. A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night
Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023
Get the Moon gooningmug. by gregben October 8, 2023
Get the Blue Mooningmug. Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
Get the Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spokemug. 1 - 5 people don't believe in the moon...
Nicknamed "Moon-Truthers", these skeptics insist that the moon is merely a holographic progection.
Nicknamed "Moon-Truthers", these skeptics insist that the moon is merely a holographic progection.
by Aylabab October 4, 2017
Get the moon Truthermug.