Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

Licking a sunbather

When the beverage you are consuming has the strong taste of artificial coconut.

Jeez, this selzer is like licking a sunbather

by Mr.PartyPantz May 29, 2020

lt lick me

he is a youtuber who trolls people who did something bad on video games mostly cod but he sometimes trolls on other games

lt lick me is santa but he gives bad gifts to bad kids

by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021

Lick

A lick is a nigga like Kevin

Kevin is a lick ass nigga

by smithNwesson May 3, 2020

Lick

A disciplinary beating/street scuffle so bad it should be considered abuse.

"My homeboy just got licked up so bad, dat boy ain't neva finna wake up."

by Da boy who ain't neva woke up February 21, 2022

Lick The Paper Towel

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.

After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"

by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021

devious lick

A trend from Tiktok where teens steal items usually from School shape or form.

"Bro check out this soap dispenser I got."
"That's definitely a devious lick!"

by boi_itzbraelen September 15, 2021