Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth

Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.

by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024

Dole Whip

H dry hbv dole whip

Frying dole whip

by 4zr January 27, 2024

Dole Whip

When swingers introduce a vanilla person or couple to the lifestyle and they become swingers.

That couple has been buying us drinks all night. I think they’re trying for a Dole Whip. Little do they know we’re already upside down pineapples!

by 4zr January 27, 2024

whip the 5-9

Nonsense slang used to confuse old people

Is anyone going to whip the 5-9 tonight?

by Sid 6.7 April 4, 2023

Whip It

Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your mama's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good
I say whip it
Whip it good

Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your mama's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it

It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

by Death Menace April 8, 2023

rocket whip

The penile blood caused by fucking her too hard

your mom gave me rocket whip last night

by geotv April 16, 2023

Sacrificial whipping boy

No. I'm not going to pay the price for your inability to cope with the fact that your kids are getting fucked and stuffed by your priests and your bureaucrats.

Hym "No. I'm just a sacrificial whipping boy you're using to cope with your child safety anxiety. Nothing has changed. I still have everything to gain and nothing to lose. And you can't say the same."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2023