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Two inch punisher

Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.
Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.
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two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina
I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night
by German Knuckle Cake March 7, 2018
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twenty-two and a half

an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!
"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."
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two-man hang

When two guys hang out, usually doing nothing of importance. It's often just two guys being bored. It is not considered a sausagefest or gay. Most of the time during a two-man hang is spent waiting for a third person to break the two-man hang.

Since dudes generally hate two-man hangs, it is often considered a prerequisite for the dude to hang out.

Girls don't have an eqivalent.
over the phone.
Jack: Hey, I'm bored, wanna hang?
John: With who else?
Jack: No one yet.
John: Errr.. I don't want a two-man hang...
Jack: Ok.. I'll see if I could get Jeff.
by pandapanda July 14, 2007
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slip the two inside

To finger oneself.To masturbate using your fingers. Female term.
Calvin asked Claudia if she slip the two inside. As she masturbates, she replied yes.
by alecs July 12, 2006
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two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!
"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.
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two boobs worth

When a busty glamour model puts in her "two cents worth", or petitions for a worthy cause.
Pamela Andreson put in her two boobs worth for PETA.
by HazelT July 17, 2007
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