The act of preparing and serving out a fart. An air cookie generally takes time to brew in the bowels, however the wait is usually worth while.
by nickstergoose January 20, 2009

Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!
by dswannie November 20, 2020

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by Anonymous December 12, 2002

When you fart in a plastic bag & wrap it over someone’s head. Preferably a pull string garbage bag to allow your victim to savor the smell.
by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020

Noun: When your walking back to the office after just realizing that you just failed the Air Assault School obstacle course and now your going home for being a wimp when you should have made it.
Every year many soldiers do the Air Assault walk of shame back to the office at Air Assault School to out process because they were not prepared for the intense training they had to endure like a 2 mile run and doing 9 obstacles that every soldier at basic training performs every year without problem.
by ASSLT BLACK HAT February 22, 2011

While staying at a friend's house, bringing a chic home ,hitting it doggie style and sticking it in a girls butt without her permission, usually on an air matress.
by Vic Brown January 10, 2009
