lick dick day

January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose

bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day

by nfds;lfjl October 15, 2019

licking paper

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms

That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer

by WonTooThree July 31, 2021

Lick The Eat The Baby

When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD

1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?

by PoopmanNineTy7Seven April 12, 2021

diabolical lick

a very, very well paying and rewarding item that one steals from a place

Bartholomew: dude check this shit out, fully working soap dispenser taken straight from the school bathroom
Humphrey II Jr.: dude that's diabolical lick holy shit

by XXX_pussyslayer621xXX September 13, 2021

“Lick and Leave”

The act of showing up at someone’s house late at night, licking their cooter for a bit and then just leaving.

“I promise it’ll be quick, just a “lick and leave”.

by CMOMO July 31, 2022

Lick

To steal or rob from a house

Jason let’s do a lick

by Killmyself16 April 22, 2018

Texas Lick

To hit a Texas Lick is to get shot.

1. "Yo I heard Joe's in the hospital, the fuck happened?"

2. "He hit a Texas Lick."

by johnnyblins March 18, 2019